After the recent passing of Greg Phillips Senior from a short but fatal battle with cancer, the responsibility of sorting out the house has fallen on the shoulders of his eldest son Greg Phillips Junior.
“How could anyone live like this?” Greg was heard shouting from the workshop as he began the mammoth task of trying to organise what he considered useful from what could be thrown out.
“I don’t understand the labeling, It’s insane”
“I just want to find a screwdriver, so I went to the drawer labeled ‘day-to-day’, but in there was just old receipts.”
“So then I checked in a box marked ‘metric 1-10’, which only had imperial screw in it.”
“Then I tried the box with the hand written label ‘odds and sods’, which was full of drawers of string, in which one of the drawers was labeled “string too short to be of any use keeping”
At the time of publication, Greg was in the corner holding his knees and rocking back and forth.