After a booking issue occurred on his flight from London To New York, white traveler, Greg Phillips had no trouble receiving a complimentary flight upgrade for his ticket from coach to first class this morning even though, according to other flyers his hand luggage would not stop ticking and had multiple red wires visibly hanging from his long brown coat.
“So I think there has been an issue with my booking (tick tick tick tick)” Greg informed the hostess.
“Really? What seems to be the problem,” she replied, completely oblivious to Greg’s sweaty demeanor and loudly ticking bag.
“My assistant got the details wrong and I was supposed to be in first class for my final flight, sorry, this final flight, nope, sorry, my flight, just my flight. Would you be able to help?” Greg pleaded.
“Not a problem, (tick tick tick tick’) I’ll change that for you right now “ added the hostess.
“All done. (tick tick tick), have a lovely flight” she replied as she handed Greg his tickets.
“(tick tick tick tick). As-Salaam-Alaikum. Sorry, I mean, god be with you, No, I mean thank you, just thank you. (tick tick tick tick)“